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Oprah blames her 14-hour a day work schedule for her weight gain…

Uh, well… if I worked 14 hours per day I wouldn’t have any trouble losing weight… unless I was a professional food taster

Maybe Oprahs problem is that
she is too rich. If she had to worry
about making a living, she'd have less time
to think about eating her next meal.

What's worse than Oprah constantly staring at the camera? Oprah chewing into the camera with her mouth open so we can see all the food inside.

“Oprah’s Sandwich Showdown!”

This was so silly… Oprah (who is battling her weight problem again for the umpteenth time) decides to do a show that focuses on FOOD…

Then she sends her “best friend” (chuckle, chuckle) Gayle on a cross-country expedition to determine who makes the best sandwich… and Gayle stays skinny and Oprah stays fat…

Pray tell; am I the only one who sees the irony in this?

When she has experts on and barely lets them get a word in because SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!

Jessica:

Thanks for your post dated Dec 20 2008. If you believe my most recent post was funny, check this out:

Guess whom PETA just named “Person of the Year”…

OPRAH!!

Must have been that “strict vegetarian diet”… you know, the one that limited her weight gain to a mere fifty pounds…

Is it Christmas time or April Fool’s Day?

LMAO to the above poster. That was hilarious and so true, Oprah is so in love with herself it's truly frightening. Just marry Gayle already and leave us alone, we all know you two aren't just friends.

Even though I was an Obama supporter and still am, I'm getting really sick of her gushing over him and taking credit for getting him elected. Uggh, her and Paris Hilton are the two biggest attention whores and self important morons to ever walk the earth. If I see that stupid shot of her crying on some guys shoulder one more time I'm going to scream.

And waaaaaah I'm fat again, oh go cry into your billions of dollars you fat slob. All that money and she's still a fat pig LOL, I certainly don't feel sorry for her and thyroid my a**, here's how you can avoid getting fat Oprah STOP EATING.

Just think, soon we'll have Oprah 24/7 because she's about to get her own channel *shudders*. The end of the world is near, I thought 1 hour of Oprah was too much, now we'll have to endure an ENTIRE CHANNEL of everything Oprah to that idiot doctor and more Gayle, what a nightmare.

I think the question is, when did Oprah NOT jump the shark, I can't believe people actually like her. Heck, I can't believe this show is still on the air. Anyway, sorry so long but I needed to get this off my chest, I'm so sick of the media always gushing over Oprah and praising all the charity work she does, Oprah loves attention, Oprah cares about Oprah, that's it, that's why she opened that stupid school so she can pat herself on her back, please.

“Oprah’s Favorite Things”

1. Oprah
2. Oprah
3. Oprah
4. Oprah
5. Oprah
6. Gayle
7. The funhouse mirror that makes her look skinny

By the way, thanks “Trader” for your post dated Dec. 12 2008. Good suggestion; stating, “It should be called the opiate for the masses show.” Maybe she should just change her name from “Oprah” to “OPIATE”

When she had Barbara Walters on and she tried to make her ashamed for her affair with a married man by calling her a mistress. Then Walters said she was never financially dependent on him
so she wasn't a mistress. Oprah tried to say she was in denial, then O admitted she had an affair with a married man. Barbara asked, "Were you his mistress?" Oprah said that she was NOBODY'S mistress, and Barbara basically said then she wasn't either. A mistress is a woman who has an affair with a married man, period, but of course the normal rules don't apply to Ms. Oprah, or for that matter Barbara Walters!

The weight issue is another jump. How many times is this woman going to announce her weight losses and gains? I thought she learned her lesson when she went on that liquid diet and announced it and gained it all back. Then she lost it the healthy way and gained it all back. She can't eat like Gail King who has a different body type. She's older and has a thyroid condition, so she just needs to be a vegetarian, find an exercise
plan she enjoys so she can stick with it, treat herself sometimes ,stop trying to be Naomi Campbell on her magazine covers, and stop talking about it!!!!!

Oprah, ppffftt. It should be called the opiate for the masses show. She is as overrated and self important as the middle class boring soccer mom's that watch this crap. Oprah's favorite things, lol hell my favorite thing would be her off the air.

I can’t wait to see how much weight that Dope-rah Windbag gains after she “retires” and is no longer on TV every day, for the whole world to see. Jump the shark? Hell, she’ll EAT the shark!!

Now Oprah wants sympathy that she's a fat pig who cant stop eating. Lay off the KFC Porky.

Not sure what the "apology" refers to--though Oprah certainly has lots to apologize for.

Can you tell us what the apology was?

I don't accept Oprah's apology. Oprah, the Goddess along with Obama, the Messiah, delight in telling the rest of us "typical white Americans" how wrong we are on everything.

Jessica,
I also agree. Celebrities are paid way too much. Then, start thinking way too much of themselves. Then, start thinking they can tell everyone else what and how to think. Most of them need to be knocked off their high horses.