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Ashton alert: Wow, he did an episode of Saturday Night Live since my last post, and he's in some kind of lightweight romantic comedy the type of which come out about 20 a year. The verdict: HE'S STILL GOT NOTHIN'!

I was never a big fan of this show. I did like it more when Dax Sheppard was on it though.

It jumped when Ashton stopped turning up for the pranks himself and just let other people do them

How did the c-list artists even know about this show? When Ashton came around the corner in the first couple of seasons, the victims acted like they knew they were "punk'd" even before the show aired and it became a term.

I hate the two camera angles on Ashton when he is setting up the upcoming prank. It's so cheesy and lame. Ashton is cheesy and lame and the only reason he is famous right now is because he's dating a woman old enough to be his mother.

Ashton is a dork, trailer trash and so low-class. This show had a small audience and I'm glad it finally got cancelled. None of the victims were a-list stars. They were all c-list or d-list or even z-list musicians who no one even knows about.

ASHTEN KUTCHNER IS A DORK.

Quick question: has this apology done ANYTHING of substance since my last post (June 30th,2007)? NO. That's because HE'S GOT NOTHIN'. Like a previous poster stated, it's just a very mean-spirited version of Candid Camera. The show jumped "from the jump" and Kutcher's fifteen minutes are UP.

It's candid camera with a mean streak. Never saw it, don't feel diminished as a human being.

They ran out of ideas.

i dont recall him crying like a litle bitch yano, he luked like he was guna cry but wudnt u if that happend to you. i like the show how can it jusmp the shark when its a reality tv program its never the same and its funny to watch!!!!!!!!!

Ashton Kutcher gets on my nerves. Having said that, I loved the episode where he punked Justin Timberlake by making him believe that his home was being repossesed for nonpayment of taxes. It was hilarious watching JT lose the phony street accent and cry like a little bitch while begging the taxman not to take his toys away.

ASShton: Hear that clock ticking? YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE ALMOST UP. Perhaps learn a bit of "acting" from Bruce Willis' sloppy seconds before it's too late.

The show jumped with photographs of Ashton getting pissed at a paparazzi surfaced. Can't take it but can dish it out. That sort of thing made him seem less badass in my opinion and from then on, all he did on the show was just for...show.

When you punked that poor guy about his parents being in a plane crash, what kind of sick animal are you? Did you learn that kind of crap hanging out with your stupid cornfed Tiffon/Amana clippers at the local gas station? My son could be repsonsible for your brain being so fried. He knocked your sorry ass unconscious in the ClearCreek?Regina football game. If I had known what a worthless, mean, punk you would turn out to be, I would have told him to smack you again. You and that AngelaCadenaras idiot belong together.

Ashton,I want to thank you for your show, keep it up my brother .I also want to tell you that i have a very cool idea that has nothing to do with your show but i want you to be the producer.It is very funny and i think that is going to be a hit , you have nothing to loose just give me the chance to share with you and be part of it jaimanitas2001@yahoo.com

Ashton,I want to thank you for your show, keep it up my brother .I also want to tell you that i have a very cool idea that has nothing to do with your show but i want you to be the producer.It is very funny and i think that is going to be a hit , you have nothing to loose just give me the chance to share with you and be part of it.ADC-cuban from Chicago (312)2172733.