Shark Bytes

When didn't this show jump? This is perhaps the worst show ever made in the history of television and I'm not exaggerating at all. There was absolutely NO redeeming quality about this show whatsoever. Thank god it met a quick death at least. This is truly TV at its worst ever. I wish I could find the bastards who came up with this monstrosity and strangle them all at once. If you ever want to live a near death experience then this try watching five minutes of this terrible show.

At least the show was somewhat realistic, brains and talent don't matter as much in society anymore, it's about looks. Sad very sad.

Two words: Butter Jones.

Clearly, this show was lame. Are you hot? Yes, so hot that I'm ready to explode from laughter! This show jumped the shark on the 1st airing. Let's face it--the people were ugly--they'd be better off being on "Average Joe." Am I right, or am I right?

It;s probably not even right of me to go her because I hate reality television on general principle, but ARE YOU HOT? is the biggest waste of celluloid I've ever seen. Three judges telling men and woman that they are good looking and how good looking are they? Male judges telling men how good they look? Female judges telling women how good they look? This show could drive people into some serious therapy. Jumped from day one. What a waste.

This show jumped Day One because it was not even an original idea. They couldn't have made it anymore like Stern's "The Evaluators" if they had Baba Booey and his huge teeth sitting there. And Lorenzo Lamas? Who in the hell does he think he is? His wife may have been in Playboy, but she's pretty rough looking and he's a lunkhead. And he needs to return that laser pointer to Ralph now that the show is over. Lame!

Whomever thought it would be a good idea to have a show like this was obviously just a little drunk. Anything with Mr Renegade is bound to be ridiculous, Rachel should stick to being Stacy's Mom in the ***** and Randolph should stick to the home shopping channels. Uhhhh, makes my skin crawl to even think about this show and it has been off of the air for awhile.

ABC has officially gone from the Disney network to the Sleaze network. Who's the nimrod that thought a reality show judging men and women based on their looks was a good idea? The winners weren't even that "hot" to begin with. Rachel Hunter goes from being ex-Mrs. Rod Stewart to judging this? And what's with Lorenzo Lamas??? He's trying to be Simon Cowell, but even Simon would say he's "bloody awful". And what's with the show referring to him as an INTERNATIONAL HEARTTHROB? Jay Leno said it best: "International Heartthrob? More like Unemployed Actor!"

It jumped the moment it was aired. The judges and their remarks didn't bother me, but it was the contestants that did. If they're going to cry on national television just because they're deemed NOT hot, then why join in the first place?! Now they've just made themselves out to be crybabies because they're simply not hot. Gah.

This show is the shallowest piece of s@%* ever! Pretty people going up against one another to see who is the "hottest" (rolls eyes). This is indeed the last drop of milk from that emaciated bovine we call reality television. And poor Lorenzo Lamas...am I safe in assuming that his B-movie career has fallen the way of the pet rock, and he now has to participate his garbage such as this. Lorenzo, I'll give you Dr. Kevorkian's number.

You can't say this show jumped because it's a Howard Stern rip-off considering half the stuff you see on TV are Howard Stern rip-offs.

This is probably the worst show on television ever. I can't imagine the pitch meeting. Were the judges that desperate for money? I can't imagine any human being in the world subjecting themselves to this humiliation. It was stupid and demeaning. I admit to watching 10 minutes of it one time and then tuning in for the last 10 minutes of the final show. I felt bad for watching it, it was as if there was a bad car wreck outside your house and mangled bodies were strewn about. This was a lot point in network television.

all these reality shows -whether they are dating, talent; how sexy am i?; etc.- well they are all really shallow. This is just a bunch of guys on steroids (or maybe those are their real muscles...) in swimsuits and girls showing of their boobs and butt in tiny string bikinis. why do people feel the need to watch this?? Theres probably a lot of insecure girls out there who got depressed bc their boobs arent as big as the girls there. And the guys are probably just getting horny watching the girls. I saw a few minutes of the first show and this guy w/ way too much muscle was crying bc *all that time in the gym is just wasted now--but im gonna get over this someday and show them how hot i am* it tells people that being attractive is all that matters and that some1 else who just looks at u for a few seconds while u are feeling so embarrassed to be this bare on national TV can tell u how attractive u are. this is pure crap.--and to the other reality shows like Joe Millionaire and For Love or Money- they turn the girls against each other and lie to them and make them look shallow...o- and i saw the winners in a magazine- and they are actually quite ugly IMHO.

I KNEW this was a gay, everygirl masturbatory exercise when I saw the women they were judging! The men were all Mr Atlas, Muscle men with perfectly chiseled features and looks that only 2% of the masculine population can attain to. Using this same criteria, the women SHOULD'VE been superhot fitness models with bodies like goddesses. INSTEAD, the women were no better looking than the average girl checking out your groceries at Safeway! These were short, underdeveloped everygirls with no muscletone - heck, my wife who used to be a dancer, could've put them ALL to shame! So, why didn't they use tall, blonde, busty, fit supermodels? Oh - that would upset and offend the female audience and might hurt their self-esteems! Besides, the gay and female judge are obviously offended by overt female beauty and choose the plain, girl-next-door, upper 51% female beauty type every time... "EWWW you're tall with NASTY large breasts and toned abs - haven't you thought of how you're hurting the self-esteem of your sisterhood?" By the way - who came up with the idea that ANYONE would want to look at an underdressed man THAN an underdressed woman THAN an underdressed man? ARE WE ALL BISEXUAL!? I'm happy that this PC version of Howard Stern's GOOD featurette died the miserable, worthless death it deserved!

This show never should have had a shark to jump! Why do they keep putting this crap on the air?!? It's ridiculous and fake and i understand that it's easy to get sucked into this reality tv crap but come on, this has no entertainment value whatsoever! Now every channel has to have its own reality program (ex. comedy central...Please!). I really hope the networks realize that this fad has passed!